if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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