found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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