i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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