so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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