I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Randomize
