i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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