tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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