she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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