I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
It's just like the Real World with babies
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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