How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
we made out on top of his cat.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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