R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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