dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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