What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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