Nicole vs. Life
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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