i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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