I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
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