Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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