You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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