We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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