Are we in a gay sports bar?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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