Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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