Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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