Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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