Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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