oh god the rape fog is back!
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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