god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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