There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
We just shotgunned beers for America
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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