He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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