I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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