No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
