I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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