I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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