This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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