what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
