Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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