i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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