Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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