He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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