Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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