I just made out with a guy for $7.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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