nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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