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(909): View more from California

I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking

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(847): View more from Illinois

we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u

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(440): View more from Ohio

I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.

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(815): View more from Illinois

New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.

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(614): View more from Ohio

just got booed by the entire restaurant.

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(61): View more from Australia

I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY

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(518): View more from New York

Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.

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