she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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