You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Randomize
