So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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