Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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