he wants to bone in the snuggie
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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