Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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