You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i already hear my dad disowning me
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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