the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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