would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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