Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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