We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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