do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize
