Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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