North Korea, Best Korea!
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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